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    sankar
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    Registration date : 2009-06-18

    short-story

    Post by sankar on Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:57 pm

    Oneliners

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

    Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

    I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.

    Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

    Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bear arms.

    All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand

    armagedon
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    Number of posts : 7
    Registration date : 2009-06-30

    Re: short-story

    Post by armagedon on Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:59 pm

    sorry bro.. but nt that funny compared to that bar joke,.. hahahah

    no offence man


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